Riding 600000 kilometers to find a woman, she said, “this year is my first good year in 27 years!”
👀 If you miss it accidentally, add a star 🌟 When I was writing this article, Che Che saw such a message on her microblog: although it is not entirely related to the theme, she still wants to put it up# Looking for a daughter for 27 years, my mother went home for the first time for the new year # when the family of four finally got together, my mother said to her little daughter: go home and my mother will take care of you.
Seeing the cars here is really tearful.
Near the new year, I miss my hometown most, my mother’s food, my father’s nagging and my warm little bed.
It’s three days before the Chinese New Year.
I don’t know how everyone is preparing? Are you going to be busy going back to your hometown this year, or do you decide to spend the new year in situ? At this time, Xiaobian sitting on the station is worried about not whether he can get the ticket home, but how to spend the year safely and smoothly.
While looking forward to going home, I was afraid to deal with all kinds of troubles at home.
In the face of parents’ urging for marriage, cross examination of relatives and friends, and the noise of bear children, the fancy new year brocade bag is sent here.
You can beat the enemy with one move and become the focus of the whole audience.
An observation of the car (not necessarily right): the difficulty of going home during the Spring Festival ≈ learning from the West.
Even if you: married twins, civil servants, houses and cars, prepared gifts from relatives and friends, wrapped red envelopes for children and the elderly, do you think it’s safe? wrong! Your mother wants to scold you for no reason.
With regard to the following high-risk behaviors, we strongly recommend that you keep them in mind and ensure that you resolutely implement the policy of never violating your mother’s bottom line.
Warning 1: lie down on the 7th day of the Chinese New Year and your mother wants to fight you! As a young man in the new era, how can he bear to leave his mobile phone 10 meters away? When you hold your mobile phone and smile, it’s hard for your mother who has been doing housework behind you not to roar.
To gain the recognition of parents, we must show diligence.
Even you won’t really work.
Warning 2: pay attention to your clothes and don’t let your mother get angry! Avant garde, your mother thinks you are not steady; Conservative, your mother thinks you’re young and lifeless.
Draw a key point here: the beauty in your eyes is nothing.
Your mother thinks your beauty is important.
Your hair is not dyed or hot, and your clothes are simple, generous and warm.
You are your mother’s good baby.
Warning 3: buying books is a continuous process, and reading is a worm.
Dream of overtaking at the corner of the holiday and enjoying others.
You have wandered in the business sea of currency war, but the only currency war takes place in the sound of “Hu” on the seventh day of the Chinese New Year.
It’s not necessary to overtake in the corner.
The only thing you need years ago is to study a whole mahjong script all over China.
(remember to teach Xiaobian two moves!) Warning 4: don’t try to persuade your mother unless you have studied in Deyun Society for three years.
It’s hard for your parents to persuade.
The reason for persuasion can only be to get married in place, hold two in three years, and go ashore after the exam next year.
When faced with problems, parents learn to “avoid the important and take the light” sometimes not because of stubbornness, but because they get unequal information.
We should learn to allow the existence of cognitive bias, and we will always be more comfortable.
Warning 5: buying gifts is a science.
It’s OK to say that relatives’ gifts are just shriveled wallets.
The gifts to parents are really hard to please.
Q: it’s just casual.
There’s nothing missing at home.
When I really go home empty handed, it’s another meal of bamboo fried meat.
Careful observation always leads to a conclusion.
What is obvious can be used to show off, and what can become the focus at family and friend gatherings, it must be right to buy it home! At the thought of relatives, friends and bear children…
Can’t help worrying and suffocating? How can the new year survival special forget this? Now send the script to the whole audience to make you stable.
When you meet a relative’s bear child for the first time, you can’t even name him completely, but it doesn’t prevent him from breaking your lipstick and smashing your LEGO.
At this time, you only need to say one sentence: “have you finished your homework?” It’s time for relatives who are always dissatisfied with you to take turns.
Your aunt will move to you by chance, “where do you work?” “How much do you earn this year?” “Is your company OK?” If you haven’t finished dealing with the old aunt here, the little aunt over there should ask, “do you have a boyfriend?” “When are you going to get married?” “I’m not young.
Don’t drag it.” Oh, I can’t make money.
How can my cousin make more money! ” “The company is neither good nor bad.
Let’s be careless.” “Hahaha, I’ll hurry up.
If you have something good, introduce it to me.” “I heard that my cousin studies well.
Do you get a scholarship like me?” “Forrest Gump fucking said that life is like a piece of chocolate.
You never know what’s next.” Just like every time you go home, it is difficult to predict what kind of test questions will be given to you by various relatives.
In fact, some of them are also out of good intentions.
They haven’t seen you for a long time and can’t find a topic to break the embarrassment.
They have to care about your life and wonder if you really live well and need their help.
In the past two years, the car has also felt its own changes.
Once upon returning home, I just wanted to lie down for a few days after the new year.
Now when I go home, I also start to look at my mother’s face.
I work when I should.
When I don’t live, I accompany my family to watch TV and eat melon seeds.
When I was at home during the holiday, I began to put down my mobile phone.
When relatives came, they took the initiative to say hello, greet each other with a smiling face, and then take the initiative to greet each other.
Many people say that they are Lily and Bella outside.
They become Cuihua and Erya when they go home for the new year.
On the contrary, I become an urban beauty when I go home when I am properly Erya at work.
Usually, I wear jeans, and I want to change 14 sets of clothes during the 7-day holiday.
When I go downstairs to throw garbage, I have to make up carefully before I go out..